The Freaks Come Out At Night

Funny how the guard people in my community will let anyone in.

I guess that's why they're concerned about my garage door being open.

They call me every night...After their drives around the community.

Because I leave my garage door open.

Almost every night.

Next time they call...

I'm gonna tell them:

"Stay at your post and make sure the freaks don't enter, and it will be just fine if I leave my garage door open!"

Besides...Have you met Lola? I double dog dare someone to try and come through my garage door.