SHUT UP ALREADY

I've got these people that live across the lake from me and they are

REALLY REALLY LOUD.

I've put up with them and done my best to be neighborly(they're loud very often and may not realize that their voices carry).

Hell, I even rescued their dog one day (some little scrawny pup...not the size I'm use to)out of fear he was going to be Gator Bait.

But, tonight they are talking politics in their loudest voices, and they're drunk.

If there are two things in this world that don't mix...

THEY ARE ALCOHOL AND POLITICS!

I'm about to march my CUTE.ASS.REPUBLICAN.SELF over there and give them a piece of my mind.

However, I'm scared of the gator.

And that would be one less vote if I get eaten.

P.S. Hope you still like me now that you know I'm a republican. I was independent for a long time...