Dear Rachael Ray,

Although you quite often annoy the shit out of me with all of your spunk and your "E.V.O.O."

I AM a fan of your recipes.

Really, I think you put together some pretty good stuff!

I have your 365 No Repeats cookbook and I am a huge fan of your 30 Minute Meals!

In regard to your new line of dog food...

I bought some for Lola to try, as I believe she is more than worthy of eating kibble that was prepared by a celebrity chef.

What the hell do you put in that stuff?

Seriously, you should call it 30 Second Diarrhea!

My suggestion to you...

STICK TO PEOPLE FOOD!

K?

LL&L