I'd be a fucking millionaire! Seriously, this is a couple of days without sweeping at my house. You would think Lola would be bald. Can't we find some sort of use for this hair?
I don't know pillows maybe? Or exclusive "Lola Coats?"
I could sell them at Nordstrom & Neiman Marcus. I think the celebrities would jump all over them. No?
So put your heads together and figure out a way for Lola to make me rich.
