I'm So Glad...

I still have my teeth!

Cuz apparently when you are old you forget them...Occasionally.

Patient walks into the clinic... "Ooops I forgot my teeth."

That would be the patient at the clinic who wants to adopt me... Cool! She would be easy to cook for. Who needs teeth...We're having milkshakes for dinner!

Or how about the patient today who when asked "Is there anything else we can help with...Regarding your daily life activities?"

His response..."I need a girlfriend."

Sorry dude...Can't help you there!

You are on your own!

We also have a patient that "OINKS!" He says he does it cuz all men are pigs...And that some just make more money than others...