Dear Stereos and Souffles and Rockin Hubby,

You were right...Always are!

She's just what I needed!

Thank you for delivering my 25 lb 32" bundle of joy Toshiba.

I've decided to call her Tosh.

We spent the entire night watching TV and infomercials and I'm STILL up...

Boy have we bonded!

She was a little insecure at first about being flat...but I think she's over it now.

Also...She referred to herself as "High Maintenance" but I have assured her that she's "High Definition" and that it's a good thing!

She has already helped me realize that change is good.

Rather than coming home from dinner to silence...

We had noise.

This kind of shit is good for me! Dontcha think? It's nice to throw my life for a loop every once and awhile...

Keeps me in check!

I mean hell I branched out at dinner by ordering a Key Lime Martini and you did as well with your Mango Fancy Pants whatever that was (pissed you didn't give me a sip) drink.

No worries...

You brought Tosh into my life...

You can catch me on the flip side with your rockin sangria...

Much Love,

Life Love and Lola

P.S. Tosh introduced me to and new kitchen gadget...The New Wave Oven Pro!!! And if we act now we can get it for NOT $129...but $39.99. I think we need it!