Help A Sister Out...

So a girlfriend of mine has entered an essay contest and is now one of the 12 finalists to win an all expense trip to wine country...

She will have this trip in the bag if she earns the most votes between January 26th and January 28th.

So because y'all love me...And because you love wine...You're gonna vote for her...Right??

You know I would never lie to you...So when I say she totally deserves this trip...I mean it!!!

Oh and by the way said girlfriend is also Molly's big sister and because I know y'all love Molly...You're gonna promise to vote...RIGHT???

You can vote for her here

Just simply pop over to that sight...Click on the essay on Hana, Hawaii written by Heather...And I'll heart you forever!!!

I Don't Need No Stinkin Signature...

So...

Because The Fucktard won't cough up his stinkin signature I'm in the middle of gathering all the information required to file a Mandatory Disclosure...

AND IT SUCKS!!!

So once my attorney has 3 months worth of bank statements, credit card statements, payroll deposits, car payments, mutual investments, my last years tax returns, my life insurance policy and a copy of my insurance card in her hot little hands we can set a final hearing without his mother fuckin John Hancock!!!

And as BIG of a pain in the ass all of this is...

There is a light at the end of the tunnel!

Oh...Here's the kicker that actually prompted us to go this route...

She received an email from him earlier this week that said he would sign and return the papers if I would send him $1000 in cash. Says he needs the grand to "get his life back on track."

Seriously??? He lost his job, wife, dog, house, friends and is still unemployed and living with his mother and a FUCKIN GRAND is gonna get his life back on track???

Well I'm here to tell y'all that as much as I would like my precious little papers that are being held ransom...

THAT DELUSIONAL BASTARD ISN'T GETTING A DIME FROM ME!!!

Happy New Year People...

If there are any of you left in here...

I hope that all of you had a FABULOUS holiday season!!!

I changed things up a bit this year...

Only two trees, didn't mail cards, didn't make homemade baileys, no baking, didn't pop in one Christmas CD and I avoided the mall at all costs!!!

Now don't think I'm turning all Scrooge on you...I WOULD NEVER!!!

I did however...

Help my boyfriend and his 12 year old daughter decorate their tree, attend a beautiful performance of The Singing Christmas Tree on Main Street with him and his family...at a church...Celebrated the last night of Hanukkah with Molly and Stereos and Souffles and although we're not Jewish...we had a blast and Molly even created a homemade Menorah, enjoyed my girlfriend's homemade baileys in my coffee on every morning that I didn't have to work, had a wonderful Christmas day at my parents house, ate Stone Crab Claws that were straight off the boat...and the size of my head...on New Years Eve with my boyfriend and my parents and ended the evening with best friends and a kiss at midnight...which is something I haven't had in years...except from The Old Guy...and not that his kisses don't count...this was just a different kind of kiss!

So things are going well...

Actually everything is wonderful...except for a little run in I had at my apartment with a RABID BAT...but the boyfriend took care of said BAT and has won my heart...so it looks like we're keeping him...the boyfriend...not the bat!

With all of that being said...I think it's only fair that I introduce him to you...



I've been real hesitant to blog lately because of my new found happiness...

Mainly because I'm not sure if you know who still lurks around this joint...but I've decided to say "Fuck It!"

Y'all put up with me being miserable for so long I owe it to you to share my happiness with you too...

So there he is...

The guy that is responsible for this big ass smile on my face...