Congratulations Are In Order!!!

Our friend Facebook has informed me that my soon to be ex recently proposed to his virtual girlfriend with a virtual engagement ring online.

Awwww! How romantic! Although I do think it's kinda jumping the gun considering we aren't officially divorced yet...Who knows maybe a virtual baby is on the way???

Mind you getting him to cooperate during the tail end of this divorce has been like trying to yank teeth from an alligator! He has been dragging his feet about signing papers and dodging phone calls religiously.

Guess cuz he's too busy beefing up his mafia and planning a wedding on facebook!

Don't get me wrong if he has found happiness in the virtual world...

I'm thrilled!

Mainly because it keeps him out of my real life!

But come on already...

He needs to tell his mafia he's taking the day off, send his virtual fiancee dress shopping and sign the Marital Settlement Agreement that should arrive in the mail today...

So that I can live happily ever after in my real life...

I lied...

I said I would catch up over the weekend and I didn't.

You see...

I have a friend that has a broken leg whom I've been helping out when she needs me...

Another friend who just had a big move...

Two other friends who are having babies that I need to buy shower gifts for...

A friend's sister who's wedding I'm attending this weekend...

One baby shower that I'm missing because of said wedding...

The Jewel concert I'm going to tomorrow night with my mom and my sister...

Two of my best friends combined birthday party to attend next weekend...

A baby shower the day after that...

And playing tennis with a friend tonight...

So there's why I'm MIA...

And not already decorated for Christmas!!!

And as much as it's killing me to not have at least one tree up yet...