Friday, January 8, 2010

I Don't Need No Stinkin Signature...

So...

Because The Fucktard won't cough up his stinkin signature I'm in the middle of gathering all the information required to file a Mandatory Disclosure...

AND IT SUCKS!!!

So once my attorney has 3 months worth of bank statements, credit card statements, payroll deposits, car payments, mutual investments, my last years tax returns, my life insurance policy and a copy of my insurance card in her hot little hands we can set a final hearing without his mother fuckin John Hancock!!!

And as BIG of a pain in the ass all of this is...

There is a light at the end of the tunnel!

Oh...Here's the kicker that actually prompted us to go this route...

She received an email from him earlier this week that said he would sign and return the papers if I would send him $1000 in cash. Says he needs the grand to "get his life back on track."

Seriously??? He lost his job, wife, dog, house, friends and is still unemployed and living with his mother and a FUCKIN GRAND is gonna get his life back on track???

Well I'm here to tell y'all that as much as I would like my precious little papers that are being held ransom...

THAT DELUSIONAL BASTARD ISN'T GETTING A DIME FROM ME!!!

19 comments:

Lisa Anne said...

I'm back and trying to catch up on things. You go GIRL, don't give him Shiznit. Let his Mommy help him get back on his feet. LOL

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Does.he.have.no.dignity? Hahaha... no need to answer that question.

Live.Love.Eat said...

Oh crap. I am sorry. This is all sounds so terribly frustrating. I would want to ring his neck and smack the stupid right out of him.

I am just glad you have a hot number ready to make you feel all better! Just sayin'.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Wow. How long can you go to blackmail someone. Ugh.....

So sorry to hear you're going through this.

Shannie said...

You go, girl! I agree with LLE, someone needs to smack the stupid right out of him... What does the virtual bimbo think of him not finalizing his divorce?

Stereos and Souffles said...

LOL!! Hilarious...I would have thought the email you sent would have worked. My magical powers have failed me yet again.

FROGGITY! said...

!!!!

oh no, oh no.

yeah, the sooner you get this behind you, the better. no need to have this in your life, even as a memory.

good riddance...

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

What's with the emphasis on CASH? If you were to do something like that, that you'd send say a thousand dollars in greenstamps or gift cards or dog toys?
Toy with the idea of a 'counter offer"

PaperCourt said...

The nerve!

Newlywed said...

OMG - just when I think he can't surprise me anymore!

The Rambler said...

I'm with the rest of the girls. Don't give him anything :)

God, I've been gone so long I gotta check out what's been going on.

xoxo

Heather@WHMB said...

I love that he thinks you would actually send it to. Feel morally responsible or something to help get his life 'back on track'

FU loser, go ask mommmy for it.

Molly said...

WHAT THE HELL!!!
Don't give him a penny. Not even one you find tails up.

A$$HOLE

Live.Love.Eat said...

Brie and caramelized onions. Oh my. Thanks for the inspiration.

Sorry to reply here but you are one of those no reply to comment bloggers :)

Dana said...

Fuck him! After all he put you through...kick him in the pants sista!!!!

Pharmacist Erin said...

He sounds like one big ole douchebag. Good luck, girl.

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morewineplease said...

You go girl!!!!!

Always Organizing said...

Hey Lady!

I see you went private, thanks for the invite. I'm guessing the f*cktard is being a pain over here at LLL?