Monday, March 8, 2010

I received a text from My Ex lastnight...

And so the text conversation goes...

Him: " I was shot at tonight!"

Me: " Wasn't me."

Me again: "Promise."

19 comments:

The Insatiable Host said...

I mean at least you're honest!! lol ps, if you want to be like the lady in the 100th picture...just smoke 2 packs a day, drink a mickey a night and bake like no one's business...lol

FROGGITY! said...

WHAT?! someone was shot!?

(sorry, i have mom brain right now so i may be missing a funny pun or something... if so, pleeze to xcuse my stoopidness.) :)

kk said...

this is one of my favorite blog posts ever.

seriously.

(of course for a split second I remembered to worry if people were okay, then laughed after that!)

Pharmacist Erin said...

Hahahahaha! Love this! Major congrats on the divorce being final. If I could, I'd send a whole lotta wine/margarita/champagne whatever for you to celebrate!

I think your response text should've been "Sorry I missed." LOL!

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Isn't it the first person that denies it usually the guilty one?? :)

Always Organizing said...

ha ha ha ha ha!!! Seriously, I am laughing so hard in my office right now.

I think my first response might have been "who care?"!

Always Organizing said...

oops! See I was laughing and not spell checking. Should have been
"who cares?"...

Dana said...

LMFAO! Too bad whoever did it...missed. Ok, that isn't nice. But I meant it. Happy your divorce is final...you are free. :)

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

I like Pharmacist Erin's response........"Sorry I missed" or another good one....."My mom's not that good of a shot yet"

Why the heck haven't you changed that stinkin # so he can't text you any more?!?

Live.Love.Eat said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa Anne said...

LMAO. So was he serious? I loved your response. I probably would have been like OMG, you okay?

Life, Love And Lola said...

Y'all crack me the hell up!!!!

To answer your questions...yes he's ok...doubt he has learned his lesson about fucking with Georgia boys though...especially ones that are involved in a GANG!!!!

morewineplease said...

OMG! Too funny! But I hope he is ok!

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Tipsy Nikki said...

Too funny. Obviously he's okay if he's texting. What did he want from you? Sympathy?

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Bethany said...

This made me giggle.

He must be ok if he told you though.

Honorata Marianna Bystrońska said...

Hha, great !!! Really