One Of The Cons...

About not having a man under your roof...

Is that I seriously suck at stringing Christmas lights.

Seriously, any one of your children could do a better job than I.

Don't worry I'm not going to jump into a relationship or pick up some guy just to get these lights hung.

I will go out and purchase a pre-lit tree before I will stoop to that level.

Who am I?

Tough girl all of a sudden?

I'm all "Who needs a man?"

"I can hang my own damn lights!"

Reality though...

Dad will be here tomorrow.