Dear Old Guy,

I know it's not very likely you will get this as you are off cruising The Caribbean with your Not So Old and Very Beautiful Wife...

I have a plumbing issue under my sink...AGAIN...And it stinks!

Also...

My irrigation system is fucked up.

I have 5 light bulbs out...that require a ladder!

My Bougainvillea in my front walk nearly poked my eye out this morning and if it's not trimmed soon I think it's going to attack!

The Neighbors across the lake are OUT OF CONTROL (I need "My Nancy" to use her BIG GIRL voice to shut them up).

And I think there is a snake in the vicinity.

So put down that drink with an umbrella in it and come home!

We need you!

Miss you guys,
L,L &L

P.S. You had 500 bags of mulch delivered that are sitting in your driveway. Am I suppose to do something with those? Hope not...