They're Screwing With Me Again...

Dear Out-Laws,

In case you missed my recent post...

DO.NOT.FUCK.WITH.ME!

I'm fed up with you.

More importantly I promised my friends and readers that I would focus on ME and MY BLOG. Not YOU!

Talk about important things...

More important things than you...

Like... 50 different ways to cook Ramen Noodles, Skinny dipping with sharks, or Knitting while blindfolded.

If you want to feel important start your own blogs...or go chase cars or something.

Just stop bugging me.

Love Me or Hate Me I'm Still Gonna Shine

XOXO

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME...

OUT-LAWS,

NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO SCREW WITH ME.

I MISS HIM EQUALLY IF NOT MORE THAN YOU.

DON'T TRY TO BE SWEET.

THAT'S SO NOT YOU.

BE YOURSELVES...THAT WAY I WON'T BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD.

SWEET DREAMS,

THE BEST DAUGHTER/SISTER-IN-LAW YOUR CRAZY ASS FAMILY WILL EVER HAVE