Monday, August 24, 2009

Ketchup...


*Lola is calming down...Now we're only barking at the little dogs and occasionally at the big ones.


* The Old Guy still works for me even though we are no longer neighbors. He was over this weekend hanging window treatments and pictures...I know y'all are relieved...I sure as hell am!


* I moved a lot of shit that I.DO.NOT.NEED! I should have listened to Stereos and Souffles Cuz she's always right!


* I'm having fun making memories at the new place...And have already made some really good ones!

* The Rays lost yesterday even though I WASN'T at the game...So I guess it's not me.

* I woke up this morning to a note on my window that read...Nice Parking Job You Stupid Asshole...Seriously?!?! There was nothing wrong with my parking job. I SWEAR! So apparently I've been blessed with another asshole neighbor in The Hood.

I'm thinking if I can figure out who did this I will take my Mom's advice and make the fucktard some poop brownies.

12 comments:

Stereos and Souffles said...

If I were you I'd park across from your balcony, then you can always keep an eye on your car.

Heather said...

Some people have entirely too much time on their hands...who does that? Seriously.

Lisa Anne said...

WOW the nerve, and that's why I hate living in apartments.

Anonymous said...

There's one in every neighborhood........the mean geezer 2 streets over who called me a pig while I picked UP the dog poo off the edge of his yard.....I can't tell you what the bad me was thinking......M

Always Organizing said...

What a jerk!!!

Newlywed said...

I say that person is secretly jealous of your parking job! So happy for new, great memories already! :) And, the Lola barking thing will only get better and better... takes them a few weeks to adjust to all the normal new noises. Then she'll be quiet - unless you get more birds in the hood!

Shana said...

The parking-note person: Jealous

The Mrs. said...

I hate those notes. Chicken shit!

edder said...

I am officially an idiot. While I was going through your posts since July I was thinking "Why have I not been getting LLL on my Reader?"

Turns out I didn't sign up to Follow you. Duh. Sorry about that.

Looking forward to the updates on this new chapter in your life.

(Liked the vibrator story, huh? hahahaha...it's a keeper for sure).

FROGGITY! said...

gee! can't even imagine someone leaving a note like that! ewww!

i think we'll probably live in an apt next year and i better not get a note like that!!

morewineplease said...

No way! GRRR... go get him some poop brownies!

Pharmacist Erin said...

I'm voting for the old guy to show mr. ass who's the boss!That would be an awesome story. Must take pictures, too.