You were right...Always are!
She's just what I needed!
Thank you for delivering my 25 lb 32" bundle of joy Toshiba.
I've decided to call her Tosh.
We spent the entire night watching TV and infomercials and I'm STILL up...
Boy have we bonded!
She was a little insecure at first about being flat...but I think she's over it now.
Also...She referred to herself as "High Maintenance" but I have assured her that she's "High Definition" and that it's a good thing!
She has already helped me realize that change is good.
Rather than coming home from dinner to silence...
We had noise.
This kind of shit is good for me! Dontcha think? It's nice to throw my life for a loop every once and awhile...
Keeps me in check!
I mean hell I branched out at dinner by ordering a Key Lime Martini and you did as well with your Mango Fancy Pants whatever that was (pissed you didn't give me a sip) drink.
No worries...
You brought Tosh into my life...
You can catch me on the flip side with your rockin sangria...
Much Love,
Life Love and Lola
P.S. Tosh introduced me to and new kitchen gadget...The New Wave Oven Pro!!! And if we act now we can get it for NOT $129...but $39.99. I think we need it!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
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I'm sure Tosh will teach you a great deal re: the importance of Acting Now.
Or you'll go back to being a diurnal creature. She'll be okay without you, but if the remote doesn't glow in the dark you may want to spend $3 on a nightlight.
I may have to come over and use the parental controls to block you from the Home Shopping Network.
My master plan to help you quit smoking is already working. Time with Tosh = less time on porch with Marlboro.
P.S. It was a mangotini thankyouverymuch! Like I got a sip of your Key Lime...you drank it like the ship was goin down! XOXO
Housewife,
Nightlight!!! Fab idea! I just so happen to have one...Wouldn't ya know it's even leopard print!
S&S,
LMAO! Block me from shopping and that's less gifts for you!
Not ready to quit smoking.
I would have given you a sip...You would have inhaled it faster...It WAS THAT GOOD!!
Tosh sounds grand. I don't know what we'd do without our "Sammie." She's a beauty. Also, my new best friend, no clue how in the WORLD we got by without her is Tivo. She and Sammie are making a difference in the world.
Oh NO!! Watch out for those infomercials. I know from experience. LOL I don't know how many ronco products i've purchased and the magic bullet. How bout the instyler. LOL Infomercials are bad. lol
SO funny.....hopefully your initial lust wears off at least so you can get some sleep. LOL.
I loved that you named her and reassured her that flat girls are just as loved as the others.
Congrats on your new bundle of joy! I'm sure you'll have many happy bonding moments together!
Stopping by from SITS to say hello.
Awesome!!!!!!!!! Now you have another constant companion. And tell her, flat can be very sexy.
Don't forget to love that rockin' hubby of yours....
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