Monday, October 12, 2009

AWWWW...

Little Ms Blogger enticed me to float on down from Cloud 9 and over to her place because she had a gift for me. Who doesn't love a surprise gift? Thank you Little Ms Blogger ! Just when I didn't think I could be any happier you made my day!


Now I'm suppose to share 10 things about myself with y'all... These lists are always a little tough for me as you know I don't hold back when it comes to sharing my life... Seriously I don't know what more I can tell.

Well shit...Here goes...

1. I had a horrible headache yesterday and paid my girlfriends 10 year old $2.00 to count in her head rather than out loud...Cuz I just couldn't take it! It was the best 2 bucks I ever spent...

2. My new man and I know each other from high school. He was a couple years ahead of me. Crazy how we both have been living in our hometown (or close by) and haven't bumped into each other in 20 yrs... then I run into him the day after I move into my apartment and we've been dating ever since.

3. Since I've re met said new man I have gone off my Lexapro and I'm fine...Seriously...I'm genuinely happy! No meds on board whatsoever!!!

4. I'm secretly freakin the fuck out about cooking dinner for him because I stupidly allowed Stereos and Souffles to have us over for dinner and she belongs on The Food Network! My cooking just doesn't compare! Think I may have to pull a Mrs. Doubtfire when the time comes.

5. I've been really forgetful lately. I'm not sure if it's because I'm all giddy or if I'm developing Alzheimer's. If it is Alzheimer's could y'all please make sure I end up in the same home as The Old Guy.

6. My divorce still isn't final...But is in the final stages of being final...And as soon as it is final y'all will be the first to know...And I expect a party... With this cake...


But I want it in chocolate. K?

7. I was disqualified from Molly's pumpkin carving contest last year cuz I brought my pumpkin already decorated. The party is two weeks away and I'm halfway considering bringing my pumpkin decorated again...Cuz I like to break the rules!

8. I think that cake is fuckin HILARIOUS!!! Don't you?

9. I haven't bought a new pair of shoes in like 5 months...This must have something to do with the Alzheimer's...

10. I just realized I can't have the cake in chocolate...Cuz then the blood wouldn't stand out and that is really what makes it...So vanilla will have to do...

18 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

I love the cake and when my divorce was final, I celebrated with a beautiful piece of jewelry - a divorce ring.

Also, love that you paid your friend's kid to count in her head and I think Stereos should make the meal and you just pick it up. A definite Mrs. Doubtfire is the way to go.

Lynn said...

HIL arious!
Cake and all!

I know what you mean about the cooking.
I don't particularly like to cook, but the hub does so I let him.

I have a button on my blog that you may need to take.

Don't assume I cook.

Stereos and Souffles said...

I will make that cake for you. My freakin throat hurts worse now from laughing. Kinda worth it.

kat said...

i love the divorce ring idea, but if u don't buy the ring buy some divorce shoes~!!!!!!!!!

Tammy@InStitches said...

The cake can be chocolate, just have white icing !
Happy Tuesday from SITS !

Jacky said...

I LOVE that you paid the kid to count in her head! It is too funny! =D

Just stopping in from SITS...have a happy Tuesday! =)

PaperCourt said...

I was going to offer to bake the cake but it looks like S&S has already risen her hand. She's a better cook than me anyway. Can't wait to celebrate the "finality" of it all during my visit in February.

Fahrenheit 350° said...

That cake is great! I love it! Dinner sucks - just have dessert!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Uh, can I get that Lexapro since you're done with it????

Really, though, so happy for you. So, whatcha making him for dinner?

Always Organizing said...

Hey LLL! I left you an award too, it's on my blog!

Molly said...
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Molly said...

L,L&L
As it states in the Official Contest Rules all pumpkins have to be carved or decorated (no penetration necessary) on the premise. Last year you only received a warning. This year if you choose to ignore the warning there will be a penalty.

Lora said...

LOL--that cake is hilarious!

Visiting you from SITS--have a great day!

S3XinthePantry said...

So the cake is creepy funny... but you could get the bottom 2 layers in chocolate, right?

The Mrs. said...

No new shoes in five months? You're on the wagon? LOL. Left you an awarfd on my blog too!

Shannie said...

Love the cake!!!! It will be a MUST. And I'm soooo excited about your new man... See what happens when you fall off the face the earth... You go and get a new man! YAY, YOU! XOXXOXO I'm so happy for you!!!! I suck.

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

Dear God forgive me for cracking a grin at # 6..........I'm off to pray the Rosary and about a hundred Hail Mary's.
I'll be investigating this no shoes in 5 months.........and keep you posted...........