Showing posts with label You've got nothing on us martha. Show all posts
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Playing Cupid...Life, Love & Lola Style...
The Scene...GIRLS NIGHT OUT.
My girlfriend looks at me and says: "Shit, tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I don't have anything for my husband...Not even a card"
Me: "Hang on...We can fix this"
Me again (to other girlfriend in the group): "See if the bartender has some scissors"
Request granted and scissors in hand I cut a perfect heart out of a Budweiser coaster...thinking maybe we could make him a card.
One Budweiser Heart was not enough...
And then there were two.
Her: "How about this?" (holding both Budweiser Hearts up to her boobs)
Me: "Pasties! Great idea! Now all you need is a pair of red panties and some tape. It will be his best Valentine's Day ever!"
And she is SOOO gonna do it!
How's that for creativity?
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