Naughty or Nice??

Well, this year I have been extremely NICE! Maybe a little NAUGHTY...But mostly NICE.

In saying that I found what I want you gals (and guys) to chip in on and buy me for Christmas.

Go to page 167 of The Victoria's Secret Christmas 2008 Catalog.

Take a look at that beauty!

No not her...Her bra!

The Black Diamond Miracle Fantasy Bra. I.HAVE.TO.HAVE.THAT.

Why? You ask. Because dammit I'm worth it!

Yes, I see the price. I realize it is $5,000,000.00. But I'm worth it. PROMISE!

Oh, and since you are all in such a giving mood...

I'll need a pair of those Ta-Tas to go with it. I can get y'all a professional discount of $4,000.00. K?

So that's $5,004,000.00 you'll need to scrounge up.

I'm sorry to inform you that Holiday offers do not apply to this $5,000,000.00 bra.

So you will not be saving $150.00 on your order of $500.00 or more.

Bullshit! I can spend $500.00 and save $150.00. But if I spend $5,000,000.00 I save NOTHING!

Okay, forget that idea. I'm a smart shopper, and I want all of you to be too.

Just buy me a sweater.
Size small (obviously or I wouldn't want new boobs).