Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Well, this year I have been extremely NICE! Maybe a little NAUGHTY...But mostly NICE.
In saying that I found what I want you gals (and guys) to chip in on and buy me for Christmas.
Go to page 167 of The Victoria's Secret Christmas 2008 Catalog.
Take a look at that beauty!
No not her...Her bra!
The Black Diamond Miracle Fantasy Bra. I.HAVE.TO.HAVE.THAT.
Why? You ask. Because dammit I'm worth it!
Yes, I see the price. I realize it is $5,000,000.00. But I'm worth it. PROMISE!
Oh, and since you are all in such a giving mood...
I'll need a pair of those Ta-Tas to go with it. I can get y'all a professional discount of $4,000.00. K?
So that's $5,004,000.00 you'll need to scrounge up.
I'm sorry to inform you that Holiday offers do not apply to this $5,000,000.00 bra.
So you will not be saving $150.00 on your order of $500.00 or more.
Bullshit! I can spend $500.00 and save $150.00. But if I spend $5,000,000.00 I save NOTHING!
Okay, forget that idea. I'm a smart shopper, and I want all of you to be too.
Just buy me a sweater.
Size small (obviously or I wouldn't want new boobs).