Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Naughty or Nice??



Well, this year I have been extremely NICE! Maybe a little NAUGHTY...But mostly NICE.

In saying that I found what I want you gals (and guys) to chip in on and buy me for Christmas.

Go to page 167 of The Victoria's Secret Christmas 2008 Catalog.

Take a look at that beauty!

No not her...Her bra!

The Black Diamond Miracle Fantasy Bra. I.HAVE.TO.HAVE.THAT.

Why? You ask. Because dammit I'm worth it!

Yes, I see the price. I realize it is $5,000,000.00. But I'm worth it. PROMISE!

Oh, and since you are all in such a giving mood...

I'll need a pair of those Ta-Tas to go with it. I can get y'all a professional discount of $4,000.00. K?

So that's $5,004,000.00 you'll need to scrounge up.

I'm sorry to inform you that Holiday offers do not apply to this $5,000,000.00 bra.

So you will not be saving $150.00 on your order of $500.00 or more.

Bullshit! I can spend $500.00 and save $150.00. But if I spend $5,000,000.00 I save NOTHING!

Okay, forget that idea. I'm a smart shopper, and I want all of you to be too.

Just buy me a sweater.
Size small (obviously or I wouldn't want new boobs).

9 comments:

morewineplease said...

I am sure you would love the Bra much better than a sweater!!!!!!!!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Well, that's on bra that wouldn't be getting ripped off in the throes of passion.......

Live.Love.Eat said...

not that that has ever happened to me or anything......

Shannie said...

LOL! I need the boob, fo sho. I rocking an NA. (That'd be Nearly A, thank you very much. And yes, that IS a real bra size. Sadly...)

And you SO deserve it!!!!

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

If I had that bra- I'd wear it on the outside of my sweater ( you can get a bigger size w/ out the surgery! and show of you bling bra!)

Anonymous said...

If you get the boobs, you wont need the bra.

Ace C said...

Exactly what the anonymous person said.

Yaya said...

Lol!

Being Brazen said...

ha ha ha ha - I wish I could have one of those bras too - I probably just end up putting in on E-bay though.