Anatomy 101

The Scene: My neighbors last night for dinner.

And so the conversation goes...

Me: "B's doctor told him that he has a long Uvula, and that's why he continues to snore even after his surgery."

Old Guy: "It's a Uula, NOT a Uvula. Your Uvula is down there (pointing you know where)"

Me: "NO, It's a Uvula. Down there is a Vulva."

Old Guy: "A Volvo?"

Me: "NO, A Volvo is what your wife use to drive."

Me again: "A Uvula is in your throat. A Vulva is down there. A Volvo is on the road. There is no such thing as a Uula."

End of conversation.