Thursday, October 16, 2008
Anatomy 101
The Scene: My neighbors last night for dinner.
And so the conversation goes...
Me: "B's doctor told him that he has a long Uvula, and that's why he continues to snore even after his surgery."
Old Guy: "It's a Uula, NOT a Uvula. Your Uvula is down there (pointing you know where)"
Me: "NO, It's a Uvula. Down there is a Vulva."
Old Guy: "A Volvo?"
Me: "NO, A Volvo is what your wife use to drive."
Me again: "A Uvula is in your throat. A Vulva is down there. A Volvo is on the road. There is no such thing as a Uula."
End of conversation.
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And what was the cocktail of the evening ??????
Exactly what LLE said. Lol. Good one though.
sorry I haven't called you back. 911 at the house. Mia has very high fever and we are checking it every 10 minutes. I'll call u over the weekend.
LMAO!! I had to read this to my hubby since I was laughing so loud.. that could be a halmark card or something.
thanks for sharing!
Funny neighbor...I'm glad he's not a doctor - that'd be scary!
I posted a caption contest on my blog. I bet you can think of something clever! :)
Wait- wasn't he a college professor?
This has me thinking- what surgery did B have? I assumed it was a UPP- that's the one I've seen them do to get rid of it (the snoring I mean).
I love your convos with the Old Guy! That's hilarious!!!!
Hahahaha! This is funny!
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