Thursday, October 16, 2008

Anatomy 101



The Scene: My neighbors last night for dinner.

And so the conversation goes...

Me: "B's doctor told him that he has a long Uvula, and that's why he continues to snore even after his surgery."

Old Guy: "It's a Uula, NOT a Uvula. Your Uvula is down there (pointing you know where)"

Me: "NO, It's a Uvula. Down there is a Vulva."

Old Guy: "A Volvo?"

Me: "NO, A Volvo is what your wife use to drive."

Me again: "A Uvula is in your throat. A Vulva is down there. A Volvo is on the road. There is no such thing as a Uula."

End of conversation.

10 comments:

Live.Love.Eat said...

And what was the cocktail of the evening ??????

Ace C said...

Exactly what LLE said. Lol. Good one though.

kat4pac said...

sorry I haven't called you back. 911 at the house. Mia has very high fever and we are checking it every 10 minutes. I'll call u over the weekend.

morewineplease said...

LMAO!! I had to read this to my hubby since I was laughing so loud.. that could be a halmark card or something.
thanks for sharing!

dana said...

Funny neighbor...I'm glad he's not a doctor - that'd be scary!

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

I posted a caption contest on my blog. I bet you can think of something clever! :)

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

Wait- wasn't he a college professor?

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

This has me thinking- what surgery did B have? I assumed it was a UPP- that's the one I've seen them do to get rid of it (the snoring I mean).

Shannie said...

I love your convos with the Old Guy! That's hilarious!!!!

Yaya said...

Hahahaha! This is funny!