Thursday, October 16, 2008
The Scene: My neighbors last night for dinner.
And so the conversation goes...
Me: "B's doctor told him that he has a long Uvula, and that's why he continues to snore even after his surgery."
Old Guy: "It's a Uula, NOT a Uvula. Your Uvula is down there (pointing you know where)"
Me: "NO, It's a Uvula. Down there is a Vulva."
Old Guy: "A Volvo?"
Me: "NO, A Volvo is what your wife use to drive."
Me again: "A Uvula is in your throat. A Vulva is down there. A Volvo is on the road. There is no such thing as a Uula."
End of conversation.