So What...

If it looks like a BOMB went off in my office...

My taxes are done!

9 days early...THANK.YOU.VERY.MUCH!

And I E-Filed so I don't have to worry about them returning them...For lack of signature (like last year)!

How do you like me now April 15th???

Lola's birthday ROCKED! Talk about spoiled!!! Doggie Ice Cream and Treats Galore!

We had friends and dog friends over...

Which in turn lead to diarrhea this morning (her...not me)

But what the hell...It only happens once a year!

She thanks you all for her birthday wishes!

TODAY...

Is Lola's Birthday!

Happy Birthday Sweet Hound! The BIG 5!

Which makes her 35 in dog years...And older than me.

So if I ignore any of you today...

It's because I'm spoiling my dog rotten!

This Place Just Keeps Getting Better...

I already feel like I'm on vacation!

I received a text from Stereos & Souffles on my way home from work...All she said was "Check out your Blog."

I knew I gave her a key to "This Joint" for a reason...

First A Hawaii Countdown...Now music (sorry if I got any of y'all in troubie at work today...turn your volume off in the future).

and of course...Y'all make it great too!

I.LOVE.THIS.PLACE!!!!!!

I JUST...

Saved a ton of money on my health insurance...

By dropping my husband!

(You've got nothing on me little Gecko)

I have STILL insured him to the tune of $400 to $600 dollars a month (depending on the number of pay periods) up until tomorrow. Crazy I know...But there was NO WAY OUT!

Until tomorrow!

Each year we are offered the opportunity to make changes...

I made mine!

And since I was in a "Deleting Mood"...I deleted quite a few numbers from my phone...

You know people that I no longer talk to or that annoy the shit out of me...

I Deleted those people... JUST.LIKE.THAT!

Also...I cleaned out my closet and am selling fancy purses that I don't use on eBay.

And... yesterday I had another 4 inches cut off my hair.

AND IT ALL FEELS GOOD!!!

I'm In Love...

With My New Countdown to Hawaii!

You see it over there -------->

Right??

So y'all will be counting down the days with me...

That would be compliments of Stereos & Souffles

She ROCKS!

Shannie & Dana,

Since y'all are both PREGO...

I'm gonna start drinking for 5!

Is that right?

Yep...2+2+1=5

Dear Old Guy,

I know it's not very likely you will get this as you are off cruising The Caribbean with your Not So Old and Very Beautiful Wife...

I have a plumbing issue under my sink...AGAIN...And it stinks!

Also...

My irrigation system is fucked up.

I have 5 light bulbs out...that require a ladder!

My Bougainvillea in my front walk nearly poked my eye out this morning and if it's not trimmed soon I think it's going to attack!

The Neighbors across the lake are OUT OF CONTROL (I need "My Nancy" to use her BIG GIRL voice to shut them up).

And I think there is a snake in the vicinity.

So put down that drink with an umbrella in it and come home!

We need you!

Miss you guys,
L,L &L

P.S. You had 500 bags of mulch delivered that are sitting in your driveway. Am I suppose to do something with those? Hope not...

I'm Quite Certain...

That Someone tried to blow up Lola's Place today!

The Fucking Nerve!

I received a comment from an anonymous (NOT THAT ANONYMOUS) that was written in Japanese.

At first I thought it was Molly...Which resulted in me calling her Polly...Cuz that's what I call her when I'm mad...She assured me it wasn't her...But if I was up for bringing her to The Japanese Steakhouse she was game.

Anyhow...If you get a comment in Japanese...

DO NOT...I REPEAT DO NOT open it. Cuz they are trying to bomb you.

I ended up with pop up porn that simply does me NO GOOD...At least while I'm at work it doesn't!

And listen here Japanese Anonymous Fucktard...

What do you have against Lola and I?

Don't make me get my chopsticks!

I Have A Confession...

I've been cheating on y'all with Facebook.

I SO wasn't going to do the Facebook thing...But my friends talked me into it.

And I've never been good with peer pressure!

Truth be told I like Lola's Place better than Facebook...I can drop more "F" Bombs here.

Anyhow...Things are good. I had a FABULOUS weekend and I'll leave it at that. K?

Dad got back in town tonight and we have a date tomorrow.

Life is good.

I do have a bit of writer's block...So could someone tag me...I need something!

Things That Made Me Smile This Week...

* All of your sincere comments and kind words. Thank you so much!

* Knowing that I now have one more Guardian Angel looking out for me.

* I made a new friend...And he's funnier than shit!

* I get to celebrate "My Nancy" tonight (The Old Guy's Not So Old Wife) It's her birthday... Well actually it's not until the 23rd...SHH don't tell her I told you.

* My boss sent me flowers.

* Our patients just keep getting funnier and funnier. And the longer they are with us the more open they become. Seriously, I had to endure "Sex Talk" with an almost 80 year old...TOO MUCH INFORMATION DUDE!

The Phone Call I've been dreading...

Happened 30 minutes ago.

My Grandfather died today... And my heart aches!

So keep My Nana in your prayers...Cuz he was HER WORLD!

My Dad flew out this morning to comfort his Mother...Keep me in your prayers too cuz he's gone for a week...And boy do I need him!

Free Concert

This is a guest blog from Stereos & Souffles:

So I invite LL&L over for a quiet night of gumbo and girl talk. We're sitting on the lanai after dinner and she tells me she hears a chainsaw. We listen closer and the sound is more like "worship the devil, I am the devil" and we can't figure out where it's coming from.

It definitely sounds like a live death metal band plugged into an amplifier of magnamous porportion. I say that I'm calling the sherrif's department (you know, cause I'm an old lady now and need my quiet time) but we need to know where it's coming from.

We hop in the car and drive towards the devil music. After locating the strob lights in the sky, we narrow it down to a Methodist church near by. LL&L is thinking someone is there stealing electricity rockin out. I'm thinking, if I wasn't afraid of the church before, I definitely am now.

We head home and call the sherrif's department and I tell them it sounds like a satanic sacrifice is occurring. They said "uh oh, okay a deputy is on the way."

Satan and his followers were shut down within 5. Good rules over evil yet again.

It's Girls Staycation Weekend!!

It's that time of year again when the girls and I put our worries aside and head to the beach for the weekend. We are actually doing it a little earlier this year...

Cuz we all really need it!

No husbands...No Kids...Wait I don't have either...But they all do...No curfew...No waiting til 5:00 for a cocktail!

I decided to google our hometown destination to show you a picture...

This was one of the photos that popped up...


And it made me laugh my ass off! So I just had to share.

UM NO...That is NOT where I'll be!

I know The Economy is in the pisser and all...

But that is NOT where I'll be spending my Staycation!

I'll be here...


I'll be back on Sunday. Have a Fabulous weekend!