Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dear Old Guy,



I know it's not very likely you will get this as you are off cruising The Caribbean with your Not So Old and Very Beautiful Wife...

I have a plumbing issue under my sink...AGAIN...And it stinks!

Also...

My irrigation system is fucked up.

I have 5 light bulbs out...that require a ladder!

My Bougainvillea in my front walk nearly poked my eye out this morning and if it's not trimmed soon I think it's going to attack!

The Neighbors across the lake are OUT OF CONTROL (I need "My Nancy" to use her BIG GIRL voice to shut them up).

And I think there is a snake in the vicinity.

So put down that drink with an umbrella in it and come home!

We need you!

Miss you guys,
L,L &L

P.S. You had 500 bags of mulch delivered that are sitting in your driveway. Am I suppose to do something with those? Hope not...

13 comments:

kat said...

Roger delivered the mulch, he can trim your bouganvilla satin bush, he can't figure out your timer thingy but he's NO plumber.Old guy come home

morewineplease said...

AWW! he does need to come home! Pronto!

Newlywed said...

Now sounds like the perfect time to mulch my back yard since I know where I can get about 500 bags for free! ;) Better come home QUICK like a bunny, old guy!

Anonymous said...

Newlywed
Now that I think about it I need some mulch as well. We can use the BFT to get it home.
LL&L
As for the light bulbs I would say light a candle, but I am off duty and going to bed. Maybe you have a flash light or something that glows in the dark??
Molly

Anonymous said...

For some reason this made my night, thanks!

Live.Love.Eat said...

I am surprised they didn't stow you away and have you come along :) Have a great weekend!!!

Stella's World said...

You and Lola can come here-no plumbing problems, all the lights work and if they don't we live in an old Florida house where you can actually reach the bulb to replace, our bougainvilla ISN'T near the walkway, and wer'e all going to see Randy Wayne White tomorrow anyway. Come on up!

Stereos and Souffles said...

You might need a back up Old Guy for when he's out of town. Even better, a back up Young Guy :-)

FROGGITY! said...

come home old guy! she needs help!!!

(as an aside: wow. what a life... my goal is to be one of those people off in the caribbean someday... siiiigh.)

kat said...

whats the name of the douchbag blog u and S&S found

Live.Love.Eat said...

Delayed P.S.

That is my personalized bowling ball but not cuz I'm a pro or anything. Hubs bought it for me when we were dating and bowling more often. I can do a buck 20. But hah, no pro.

Shannie said...

LMAO! Old Guy, enjoy your vacay! You have WORK to do when you get back, man!

This post cracked me up! So did the back up young guy comment. Hehe.

The Rambler said...

Holy crap your all kinds of good times over here!!

Thanks a bunch for visiting me on my SITS day!

xoxo The Rambler @ My Rambling Thoughts.