Saturday Search Term Fun...

Okay I know I said I wasn't going to mention the panty thing EVER again, but...

Someone landed in here by googling I FOUND PANTIES IN MY HUSBAND'S CAR.

You poor thing! I feel your pain. What did YOU do? Hopefully you freaked the fuck out and reacted completely irrational like I did! If you did, good for you! Any actions you took after finding those panties is totally justified! Unless you're in jail now. Hope not.

Oh, and another... RACHAEL RAY DOG FOOD DIARRHEA.

Hope this isn't an actual recipe. Again, whoever you are I feel your pain. Lola does too. DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT buy this food for your pup. You both will pay. BIG TIME.

So I'm not the only unfortunate one who had to deal with both of these traumatic occurrences.