Friday, November 28, 2008

Dear Recycle Man,

Tomorrow morning when you approach my house PLEASE do not judge.

It may appear that I have a problem...

But I can explain.

The reason that both my bins overflowath is because I hosted girls night, have entertained neighbors, and hosted Thanksgiving all since you were here last.


P.S. You should know by now that I don't drink Miller Lite. Which accounts for more than half of a bin.

P.S.S Could you do your best to dump those lightly so that we don't wake up the entire neighborhood?

L,L & L


morewineplease said...

I need to have that same conversation!! LOL!

kat4pac said...

hey...i account for alot of those bud selects.

P.s. To the rent a cops in your neighborhood: Thanks for the "friendly reminder" ticket you left on my windshield. I'll remember the next time I have toooo much to drink at LL&L's house that I MUST move my car from the side of the road. I'll just park it in the neighbors living room. Hey I won't even notice cause I'll too hammered to care.

The Rockin' Wife said...

Yes, I totally dread recycle day, because
A. All the moms walking to the bus stop see my many, many bottles of wine and cardboard 18 packs of bud light..and they totally judge.
B. if I happen to get to sleep in, the glass and noise wakes us up!
C. When they sometimes come around 2PM, hello, do you know how many people have driven by in disgust? ...and it is nap time.

this recycling is really a lose-lose.

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

I have to admit to checking out my neighborhood recycling bins when I walk my dogs. Too funny!

Anonymous said...

I've had to have that same conversation in recent years. And when I have to return the deposit cans and I have WAY too many. Always blame it on a party. :)

Live.Love.Eat said...

Yep, we're on our 2nd one right now and they don't come until Thursday!

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

It's really stupid to make assumptions about what is in someone's trash bin or recycle- it really is- you never know who has been there or blah blah blah- but the ass-umption maker knows it ALL.

Ace C said...

Lol. Good times and good friends. I miss those.