Dear Wild Birds in My Backyard,
And I mean all of you...Black birds, Red Wing Black Birds, Doves, Ducks, and Sand Hill Cranes.
I love to watch you. So does Lola... that's why I feed you. I purchased you your new "Tiki Hut" bird house because I thought it was fun...and cute. I buy you "Woody Woodpeckers Fancy Birdseed Blend" because I figured if HE'S a fan you would be too, and you deserve it.
I was not happy this morning with the condition of The Tiki. What the hell? The shingles are missing, the palm tree is gone, and your roof is all cockeyed. Don't try and blame it on a hurricane...season doesn't start until June 1st.
I'm guessing Jerome (the biggest black bird) had something to do with this. A party perhaps?
I'll make a deal with you. You continue to keep Lola and I entertained and I will continue to feed you.
Just take care of your home, and next time you decide to have a midnight party...Invite us!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
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That is so nice of you to make a home for the birdies... :)
ps. I thought about altering the dress, but it looks kind of long and shapeless and I'm not sure I could make it any better. I will look at it a couple more times before i return it...
LMAO....good post
I don't know what's more upsetting. That you are writing a letter to birds about a house you bought them...or that you want to party with them. I'm a little worried.
Kathy,
Both are upsetting. Don't be worried.
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