Dear Wild Birds in My Backyard,
And I mean all of you...Black birds, Red Wing Black Birds, Doves, Ducks, and Sand Hill Cranes.
I love to watch you. So does Lola... that's why I feed you. I purchased you your new "Tiki Hut" bird house because I thought it was fun...and cute. I buy you "Woody Woodpeckers Fancy Birdseed Blend" because I figured if HE'S a fan you would be too, and you deserve it.
I was not happy this morning with the condition of The Tiki. What the hell? The shingles are missing, the palm tree is gone, and your roof is all cockeyed. Don't try and blame it on a hurricane...season doesn't start until June 1st.
I'm guessing Jerome (the biggest black bird) had something to do with this. A party perhaps?
I'll make a deal with you. You continue to keep Lola and I entertained and I will continue to feed you.
Just take care of your home, and next time you decide to have a midnight party...Invite us!