Tuesday, December 2, 2008

One Of The Pros...



About trying to sell your house without a man living under your roof. Is that when you get a call and a couple wants to see your home in an hour and a half...

You don't panic about a mess.

Because, there is no mess.

Simply turn on all the lights, light some candles, add a little background music and remove the magnet you display very proudly on the front of your fridge that states "I Have The Pussy So I make The Rules."

Voila!

You're ready to show.

Wish me luck!

7 comments:

morewineplease said...

AMEN TO THAT!!

magnolia mama said...

That is funny! Good luck.

Always Organizing said...

Good Luck!

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

Good luck selling your house!

I would have loved to join you for that run, but I have finals that night. Let me know if you run another one!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah! Good one. And good luck girl. Staying in the area?

lifeinbeverlyhills said...

The magnet would definitely make the sale...especially if it's a woman!

Good luck! Sending house selling dust your way!

Ace C said...

Cracking me up today.