In case y'all didn't know my mom is a crazy Spanish women. She just called me regarding The Asshole Neighbor post.
And so the conversation goes...
Her: I can't believe that asshole. I'm very protective of my children and this just infuriates me!
Me: I know. He's just a dick. Didn't you like The Old Guy's Wife's idea though?
Her: No. Why fuck up a perfectly good flower. We're making him brownies... Get out The Jiffy mix, I'm coming over.