Why can't you be more like The Old Guy and his Not So Old Wife?
I'm not asking you to be JUST like them...that would make you perfect neighbors. However, you should aspire to be MORE like them in 2009.
I noticed that you planted some new shrubs yesterday.
Which I think are ugly by the way.
Anyhow, in doing so I guess you discovered poop in your bushes. Was it really necessary to shovel all of that poop and put it in a pile by my doorstep? If your goal was to have me step in it...I didn't! And what makes you so sure that poop belongs to me?
You only live here part-time(being that this is your third home). How do you know whose poop that is?
I can assure you that my dog or myself did NOT shit in your bushes!
The Old Guys Not So Old Wife's idea is for me to shovel it into a box, stick a flower in it and put it back on your doorstep. I like that idea...But I don't think you deserve the flower.
Instead I'm just going to let it go.
Y'all SUCK! Go back to wherever it is you come from a few times a year.
Life, Love & Lola
P.S. Why are your teeth all rotten looking? I thought you were a dentist.