Saturday, September 27, 2008
When your neighbor wakes up at 7:00 AM on a Saturday and...
Hand waters your lawn (because you have freshly laid sod).
Allows you to sleep in (cuz he knows you partied your face off last night as he was there).
Comes over when you finally awake at 9:00 AM (and doesn't mention that you look like you've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit).
Freezes a wart off your arm with the Wartner product he bought for you (most likely cuz he's tired of hearing you bitch about it).
Brings your dog out to potty (cuz she's about to piss her fur pants and you are still on your first cup of coffee).
Changes out the batteries in your smoke detectors (cuz the chirping is annoying the shit out of you and you are afraid to get up on a ladder).
All because you can't function!