Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I'M FREE



To do what I want.

Right????

Can I get a "HELL YEAH" and some CART WHEELS PLEASE!

Backflip...Round Off...Bring on The Pom Poms...GOOOOO LL&L! WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!

I've seriously never been this happy on a Tuesday (aside from tomorrow is trash day and you know how excited I get about that).

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS FEELING I HAVE RIGHT NOW!

It's Good...GOOOOOOD (Jim Carey If you will).

I'll have a better post soon. Oh, and I still have to give a shout out to my blogs that I love. I will acknowledge you soon.

Focusing on "ME" now...I'll get back to you soon...

*ETA* The main reason for this post was that I found another pair of women's dirty panties in my soon to be EX husband's bed side table. Yes you heard me ANOTHER pair. They weren't there a couple of weeks ago. So I think two pair of panties justifies me being free to start dating whether the divorce is final or not. Right? So now lets start working on marketing myself. My only two major requests for my next man...

MUST BE SILLY
MUST LOVE DOGS
Oh, and any men with a panty fetish NEED NOT APPLY

10 comments:

dana said...

GOOD FOR YOU! I am doing cartwheels for you right now in my kitchen (well - I'm visualizing myself doing cartwheels in my kitchen!)

Always Organizing said...

OMG!!! Burn those nasty panties and then go out there and live it up!

morewineplease said...

WOOT WOOT WOOT!! (Julia in Pretty Woman)
Date it up... go find that man that will treat you like a princess... and then share the details here! K?

thanks!

skinny fat chick said...

Live it up!

(On a side note, I have a long running claim that Tuesday is the worst day of the week. It is the only day that has absolutely no redeeming qualities. I could go into more detail but you get the idea.)

So if you can be this happy on a Tuesday, you deserve the world!!!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Ha ha. GO YOU!!!!!!!!! Reminds me of the Must Love Dogs movie with Cusack and Diane Lane.

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

I recently tivo'd Must Love Dogs. Great movie! It's crazy how much I have in common with her, right down the the Ex's name.

Don't forget to throw out the panties on trash day.

Congrats and enjoy the feeling of being free! You deserve it!

Shannie said...

Gimme an L... Gimme an L... Gimme an And... Gimme an L... What's that spell?!?! HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!!!!! I'm seriously doing a happy dance for you, my friend! XOXO

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

I don't like to swear when I'm blogging but that's some serious and definitely twisted shit.It's meant to be hateful. The prick- let's just leave it at that.
If you get gooey eyed and think about changing your mind- I'll be picking which skillet I'm going to smack you out of it with.(figuratively speaking-sorry about being so blunt- you know that's me sometimes)
I'm going all out major on the grapevine about you being out there again and there's always EHARMONY

KDLOST said...

Get out there and have a ball! You DESERVE it!

Life, Love And Lola said...

Comet,
I REFUSE to do any sort of online dating anything. That's where the psychos lurk. Seriously, you know what a chicken shit I am. I'm not giving any guy the opportunity to bring me to dinner and then stuff me in his trunk. There are plenty of other ways to meet people. NO ONLINE DATING! EVER!