Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Dear Rachael Ray,



Although you quite often annoy the shit out of me with all of your spunk and your "E.V.O.O."

I AM a fan of your recipes.

Really, I think you put together some pretty good stuff!

I have your 365 No Repeats cookbook and I am a huge fan of your 30 Minute Meals!

In regard to your new line of dog food...

I bought some for Lola to try, as I believe she is more than worthy of eating kibble that was prepared by a celebrity chef.

What the hell do you put in that stuff?

Seriously, you should call it 30 Second Diarrhea!

My suggestion to you...

STICK TO PEOPLE FOOD!

K?

LL&L

12 comments:

Always Organizing said...

OMG!!! You almost made beer come out of my nose on that one!

Muffy Willowbrook said...

YOU.
ARE.
HILARIOUS!!!!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Oh no. Poor Lola. RR is cool but the dog food idea was out of left field.

Ace C said...

Good stuff, but that's supposed to happen. You have to slowly switch the dog food. If not you get poop everywhere.

Shannie said...

Poor Lola! Yikes. Wonder if it would do the same to poeple???? Hmmmm.....

babydollsandbeerbottles said...

I'm with Shannie... Where do you get this dog food and does it taste good? Hmmmmm.....

Jennifer said...

Yea, thanks for that--I jsut spit coke all over my laptop from laughing so hard!!! ROFL!

KDLOST said...

LOL I am not buying Biscuit RR food now. Hahaha

The Rockin' Wife said...

Every time I switch dog food, we have a mess! Now, I just do not do it, and it is weird that she would make dog food. A chef should not know how dog food should taste. It concerns me.

BTW, I left a little award for you on my blog.....

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

Thanks for the warning- there's nothing worse than a long haired dog w/ the runs!

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

OH, I bet that wasn't fun!

Princess Nikki said...

I so laughed out loud at this.
Why the hell is Rachel Ray making dog food? Seriously, why?

Your going on my list of favorites!