Saturday, October 25, 2008

Saturday Search Term Fun...



These people ended up in here this week via our good friend Google...

1. Stick Sense of Humor: Didn't you mean Sick Sense of Humor? Well, I don't have one. A sick one that is. I do have a Sense of Humor, but it is very rare that my mind wanders to the gutter.

2. Pharmacist Tech at Walgreens: SUCKS! That bitch caused me more anxiety than this little body can handle. If I were in charge I would have canned her ass.

3. Skinny Uvula: I can't answer that. Call your Ear, Nose and Throat doctor (because your Uvula IS in your throat). Unless like my neighbor you think it is "down there" call your Gynecologist, and be prepared to be laughed at!

4. How do you treat a guy to love you: Well, you could treat him to a nice home cooked meal. Or, to a rockin' blow job...Either one should do the trick.

5. Lola Zumba: I would love to see that. Lola The Dancing Dog. Maybe that is how I will make my millions.

I did also have numerous panty searches, but I've decided I'm not going there any longer.

Hope you all have a great weekend!

6 comments:

Always Organizing said...

He he he.. I especially like your advice in #4 ;)

morewineplease said...

i dont like your advice in #4... I dont do either...does that make me a shitty wifey?

Moe Wanchuk said...

I have no idea how to find that stuff?..is it easy?

Anonymous said...

I'll take both.

Shannie said...

I just love search terms... Ha! Yeah, the Mister is mostly out of luck in the #4 department.

Ace C said...

HMMMMMMMMM!?