then have we got a couch for you. S&S here, a bestie of ours found this posted on Craigs List. She assures us she wasn't googling vaginas, but googling couch, the name of a store.
Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.
I think the part about the scuff marks and stains really sells it. Is that HAIR GEL? There's nothing more appealing than a used, worn out kaslopis. And be careful what you wish for, a loving home... some dude is gonna make this couch his bitch.
Condoms not included.