(Sorry about this shot...Some tourist cut Duke's head off!)Wasn't Funny and Cute enough...
Hawaii Story #1:
MY JAYWALKING EXPERIENCE
Scene takes place on Waikiki Beach in front of "Duke Statue" (The Legendary surfer aka "The God of Surf").
I place a call to Molly cuz I'm in front of the live web cam...No answer. Head back to The Red Lion Bar where I left my Mom...and my Mai Tai. Just as I'm sitting down to take a sip Molly calls back.
So back across the street I head. Red light. Look both ways (why I'm not sure as it was a one way street). Cars are stopped. I cross.
Within seconds of me crossing I see a cop LOOKING.STRAIGHT.AT.ME.
Cop: "Excuse me miss."
Me: Looking around to see who he's talking to...Cuz it couldn't be ME!
Cop: "You...Over here now!"
Me: Thinking Holy Fuckin Shit..." Did I do something wrong?"
Cop: " You just jaywalked and that's against the law."
Me: " I'm so sorry...I didn't know."
Cop: " Seriously...You didn't know? What were you doing? Where are you from? When did you get here?"
Me: "I'm from Florida...My friends are gonna watch me on the live web cam in front of Duke...Got here yesterday."
Cop: "Girlfriend...You smell like you've been drinking."
Me: "I have been... My drink is waiting for me at The Red Lion...My Mom and I are sitting down there (pointing in that direction)."
Cop: "Are you driving?"
Me: " No Sir...Just Jaywalking"
He laughed and gave me a warning ticket.
Hawaii Story #1:
MY JAYWALKING EXPERIENCE
Scene takes place on Waikiki Beach in front of "Duke Statue" (The Legendary surfer aka "The God of Surf").
I place a call to Molly cuz I'm in front of the live web cam...No answer. Head back to The Red Lion Bar where I left my Mom...and my Mai Tai. Just as I'm sitting down to take a sip Molly calls back.
So back across the street I head. Red light. Look both ways (why I'm not sure as it was a one way street). Cars are stopped. I cross.
Within seconds of me crossing I see a cop LOOKING.STRAIGHT.AT.ME.
Cop: "Excuse me miss."
Me: Looking around to see who he's talking to...Cuz it couldn't be ME!
Cop: "You...Over here now!"
Me: Thinking Holy Fuckin Shit..." Did I do something wrong?"
Cop: " You just jaywalked and that's against the law."
Me: " I'm so sorry...I didn't know."
Cop: " Seriously...You didn't know? What were you doing? Where are you from? When did you get here?"
Me: "I'm from Florida...My friends are gonna watch me on the live web cam in front of Duke...Got here yesterday."
Cop: "Girlfriend...You smell like you've been drinking."
Me: "I have been... My drink is waiting for me at The Red Lion...My Mom and I are sitting down there (pointing in that direction)."
Cop: "Are you driving?"
Me: " No Sir...Just Jaywalking"
He laughed and gave me a warning ticket.
7 comments:
Hah! Cute!!!!!! Hey, if you're gonna get busted for jaywalking let it be in Hawaii then!!! Meet any hotties?
Love it!
Way to go, my cute, funny & clever friend! Love it!
(I just ate cheese toast with jalapenos and was thinking of you! XO)
This is too funny! So cool that there's a webcam your friends could see you on!
Good thing the cop had a sense of humor!
LMAO! Such a sassy Pesh comment!
A warning ticket! I have never heard of such a thing :) . Very funny : )!
Now that is a cute story. I think the cop was sweet on you.
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