Wednesday, April 8, 2009
I'm So Glad...
I still have my teeth!
Cuz apparently when you are old you forget them...Occasionally.
Patient walks into the clinic... "Ooops I forgot my teeth."
That would be the patient at the clinic who wants to adopt me... Cool! She would be easy to cook for. Who needs teeth...We're having milkshakes for dinner!
Or how about the patient today who when asked "Is there anything else we can help with...Regarding your daily life activities?"
His response..."I need a girlfriend."
Sorry dude...Can't help you there!
You are on your own!
We also have a patient that "OINKS!" He says he does it cuz all men are pigs...And that some just make more money than others...
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I am going to start barking b/c I love dogs! Why not?
Too funny, It would be fun to hear somebody oink.
These old people are nuts...Just had one tell me "Her kidneys are working..."
Um...How do you respond to that? "Hey so are mine!!! Let's go have a drink and make them work some more!"
K...It gets better...She just told us that when someone asks her how old she is she responds...
"Between Tampax and Depends"
That's some funny shit. I think I do want to have a drink with lady!
You think it's funny now-wait til you get some alcohol into her!
OMG, lmao! That was funny! Old people!
LOL. Easy dinners for the one with no teeth. Good one.
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