Tuesday, April 21, 2009

My Soon To Be Ex...

Has just informed me via text that we can get a $25.00 divorce at the court house or online...

How's that for stepping up to The Fucking Plate???

Since I filed in September and already have an attorney!

Really??

Seriously???

If it's that simple????

Take charge and be my guest B... If it's legit I'll sign.

I'll be happy to rid my life of you for 25 Bucks...


13 comments:

Newlywed said...

Stick with your plan... God knows he'd need to borrow the $25 from you and you could use that $$ for umbrella drinks on the sands in Hawaii!

Anonymous said...

You wanted the lawyers.

Tipsy said...

How is that so? please tell me. I know someone that needs a quickie divorce. (Not me. i swear!)

Shell said...

To be safe, keep your lawyer! You don't want your "Soon to be Ex" f***ing you one last time!!! xoxo

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

Remember the saying "if it sounds too good to be true it probably is"?

Life, Love And Lola said...

Oh I'm keeping my lawyer! She just so happens to be one of my best friends who is looking out for my best interest...and she's accepting my charm and funny as payment in full!

lifeinbeverlyhills said...

I agree with Comet and Newlywed. How much longer til it's done?

Jan @ Struck by Serendipity said...

Never heard of a $25 divorce. If it were legit, my ex would have been the first to know.

I can't believe your ex sticks around your blog reading (I assume Anonymous is him?). Has he nothing better to do?

Stereos and Souffles said...

16 more days until complete and full relaxation will begin with no worries or stress from home.

logic said...

easy-divorce.com 39.95

Life, Love And Lola said...

A divorce for $39.95???

SERIOUSLY???

I'LL TAKE TWO!!!

morewineplease said...

a friend oh mine "tried" the DIY divorce... 10 months later hired a lawyer to fix the mess... stick to the lawyer.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

Man...if it was only THAT easy. Shit I'll even pay the $25!