Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Why Is It...

That it only takes two seconds to say "I Do"

And an eternity to say "I Don't ???"

There is clearly something wrong with this! Seriously...Who the fuck is running this system?

If I were in charge you could get a divorce at The Gas Station...

You know when you put your card in and it asks you "Do you want a car wash? Yes or No?"

It would ask "Do you want a divorce? Yes or No?"

Just like that...With the push of a button...I would say "YEP" And while we're at it I'll take a car wash...Cuz I'm anticipating a HOT DATE once we get rid of my husband.

FUCK! I hate this bullshit!

Bare with me I have Bloggers Block.

At least you have Stereos and Souffles to look forward to on Friday.

I am smiling still...Only 23 days til I'm in Hawaii.


6 comments:

PaperCourt said...

Hang in there, LLL!

TexasLauren77 said...

It has always amazed me that someone can get married in two seconds in Vegas (and have that considered a binding agreement regardless how sober the people involved are...only a marriage is like that!), and yet, it takes FOREVER to get out. I don't understand it.

Newlywed said...

Keep smiling... you are about to say "Aloha" (and to whom, we have yet to find out!).

Stereos and Souffles said...

Dude, I've only got a partial something for tomorrow, I better get busy. See you tonight and we'll do a little divorce dance to help speed up the process.

Shannie said...

LOL! Yes, that would be much easier... Hang in there, sweetie! Yeah, and I'll do the same as S&S ^^^ I'll get Avery to adapt her rain/party/no rain/new toy/whatevershewantsatthemoment dance just for your purpose. And it actually usally works for her.

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

Maybe you should try a different legal route out