This is Stereos & Souffles, your featured Friday blogger. I need a temporary x-rated outlet since my blog is linked to my business. LL&L needs a day off. As you know, she's got a lotta shiz on her plate. Don't worry, I'm being compensated.
This is a public service announcement...
It's hard out there for a shrimp.
Your friends have informed you that a guy has a tiny weiner that requires a magnifying glass to locate it.
Green bean vs. pinky finger...it's a toss up.
I cannot knowingly authorize any of my friends to date and or spend time with tiny shuttlecock.