This is Stereos & Souffles, your featured Friday blogger. I need a temporary x-rated outlet since my blog is linked to my business. LL&L needs a day off. As you know, she's got a lotta shiz on her plate. Don't worry, I'm being compensated.
This is a public service announcement...
It's hard out there for a shrimp.
Your friends have informed you that a guy has a tiny weiner that requires a magnifying glass to locate it.
Green bean vs. pinky finger...it's a toss up.
I cannot knowingly authorize any of my friends to date and or spend time with tiny shuttlecock.
LL&L...dream bigger.
Friday, April 10, 2009
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S&S,
Yay! Fridays Off! Whoop Whoop!
This will be a great outlet for your WILD side!
Now regarding your post...Yes we have heard from two of our very honest friends that he has a small weiner...All I told you was that he wants to buy me dinner...You are already thinking about 3rd base!!! LMAO! You're right...AS USUAL. Thanks for looking out for me!
XOXO, L,L & L
What was that song? "Take the money and run?" Or, in your case L, L&L maybe I'll sing, "Take the dinner and run!" Rule number one: NEVER pass up a free meal! xox
Yikes. I know they say it's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean but that's bologna. We call those Cheerio d$#ks because they can fit through a cheerio and there won't be any kind of wave there at all. I feel bad for a guy with a green bean.
WHAT THE HELL.Where have I been and who are you talking about. I may have a hall pass tonight and it sounds like there are some things I need to be filled in on.
LLE-
Cheerio D**ks..............still laughing!
I'm staying out of this one
I am with KATPAC on this one I have no clue what is goung on. I had better get an update at the puppy party!!!!
Molly
Katpac
When is your hall pass??
Dick! There - I said it for everyone!
N D the B F, that's what we used to call them
This is too funny!!!
LMAO! Too funny!
I'm with S & S....major waste of time! MOVE ON!
Old Guy,
Please explain.
Old Guy,
I'm guessing Needle Dick for ND but what is the BF? (Besides the obvious - Butt Fuck (eww!) and Best Friend).
Still LMAO days later...
Yep very close,
Needle Dick the Bug F*$ker. That's What we called guys with teenie weenies (the guys with Corvettes)
This post just keeps getting better and better! LMAO! These comments are too funny!
FYI...I've decided NOT to go there. Not even just for dinner.
Nope - way more than one reason to NOT go there, actually! I'll take you to dinner - there's your freebie!
Old Guy,
Corvette guys also had thick gold necklaces and bracelets. What is that? Big jewelry and fast cars make up for what is lacking? is that like the way to trick a woman - she'll be so dazzled by your gold and car that she won't even notice or something? Strange psychology... ND guys are stupid!
Holy shit, who knew my post would get so much action, sadly my posts on my own blog get very little.
I guess I'm boring Monday-Thursday.
TGIF?
Thanks for the laugh, ladies and gent!
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