Ifs...

If I had a dime for every...minute I missed my husband I would be loaded.

If I could catch a star I'd...sell it on EBAY.

If you saw me cry you'd...give me a hug I hope.

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...I'm lonely some days.

If I could go back 5 years I would...have invested in GOOGLE.

If you saw me walking...I would be listening to my IPOD.

If I could fly, I'd fly to...The Dominican Republic.

If I had a black cat sitting in front of me...I'd pet it.

If I could live in the Big Apple I'd...Miss the beach a lot.

If I had to leave my soul mate...It would be the toughest thing I ever did.

If I could be a movie star I'd be...Filthy Rich & Famous!

If I had half a million I'd...Sleep better at night.

If I could pick only 6 things in the house to have for 1 year, they would be...computer, crock pot, refrigerator, stereo, washer, dryer

If I could have a dream come true...to have a home in the islands.

If the drinking age was lowered...there would be a lot more alcohol related deaths in this world.

If aliens really do exist...Stay the hell away from my house!

If school wasn't required...there would be a lot of stupid people in this world.

If I had a special power...it would be to bring people back from the dead.

If I am what I eat...then I'm The Big Cheese.

If I'm rubber and you're glue...then I bounce and you're sticky.

If I ruled the world...I wouldn't. That's more responsibility than I can deal with!

If dogs are a man's best friend...then they are a woman's VERY VERY best friend.

If time heals all wounds...then one day I will be healed.

If I won the lottery...it would change my life, but not the person that I am.

If actions speak louder than words...then shut the hell up and prove it.

If I died tomorrow...I would be missed. Especially by Lola.