Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Pool/Cabana Boy Wanted

Two Lovely Ladies Seeking Full Time Pool/Cabana Boy to wait on us hand and foot.

Qualifications include:

Must be appealing to the eye, have a rocking body, experienced in cooking and cleaning, master experience in foot rubs and the art of applying suntan lotion, funny and charming.

5 years poolside experience required.

Qualified individuals Fax Resume to: 888-123-4567

*If you have any resemblance to Wentworth Miller or Matthew McConaughey*


Shannie said...

Aboslutely P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!!! Let me know when the resumes start rolling in! Can't wait to get a backrub poolside... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Must be only temp. job. I meet all of the qualifications and expect position to vacant upon return.

Life, Love & Lola said...

Dear Anonymous,

You're right you do meet all of the qualifications. Infact, you were exactly what I had in mind while placing the ad. Position will be available.Unless Wentworth Miller sends in his resume... K?

Dana said...

Gosh - I will be moving south again VERY SOON - once said Cabana Boy is employed and trained. Got a spare room? Or I'll move in with Shannie and we will roadtrip to you!

Life, Love & Lola said...

Yes I have a spare room. And, Yes you both are invited. We will all live like the princesses that we are!!

Kim said...

Just stumbled across your blog and HAD to comment. Because it made me laugh out loud... and also there are two words which always deserve response: Matthew McConaughottie. If you find a look alike in your cabana boy search, please post pics. Mama likey. :o)

Dana said...

Check out my blog - you'll see my choice for pool boy - no interview necessary!

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