I opened my front door to leave for work and there were three Sand Hill Cranes standing there.
Scared the SHIT out of me! They wouldn't move either. And they were BIG! And they were SQUAWKING! And they were walking towards me!
I had to exit my house from the lanai and walk around the house to get in the car.
Now I'm at work, and I'm safe...for now.
Until the OLD PEOPLE start arriving...
They scare the SHIT out of me too!