Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dear Tampa Bay Buccaneers,



I think you need to have whoever is in charge of making your cuts drug tested.

Clearly that jackass is on CRACK!

Did you read the sports page this morning? Did you see what he did? That jackass cut Derrick Brooks, Joey Galloway, Ike Hilliard and Warrick Dunn! ALL AT ONCE!

Seriously...I think that dude woke up, hit his crack pipe one too many times and thought to himself "How can I make this team really suck?"

If I had the money I would pick all of them up, create my own team and call them The Sarasota Studs. Cuz that's what they are...STUDS! We would win The Superbowl!

I haven't checked the obituaries yet today...

But I pray to God that jackass didn't give Lee Roy Selmon a heart attack! Cuz he almost gave me one!

I'm NOT happy! NOT.HAPPY.AT.ALL.

Life, Love & Lola

6 comments:

Live.Love.Eat said...

Yikes. That's all I can say. I don't comment well on sports related posts because I don't have a clue :)

Life in Beverly Hills said...

They'll still be better than the Lions.

Shannie said...

Yeah, I'm with Live, Love, Eat. I'm dense in the sports department.

kat4pac said...

Thats what you get for hiring some idiot as your head couch. The glazier family is truly killing the spirit of tampa

Life, Love And Lola said...

^^^^
LOL K! I know you meant COACH! He might as well be a COUCH though...Doesn't appear that he knows much about football.

XOXO
LL&L

Ace C said...

Lol. Crack it is.