Sunday, February 1, 2009

There Goes The Neighborhood!



It was brought to my attention the other day that A REGISTERED SEXUAL PREDATOR and his roommate A REGISTERED SEXUAL OFFENDER moved into my neighborhood last week.

MY NEIGHBORHOOD!

The neighborhood where you need to be on a list to enter if you aren't a resident and where you have a clicker if you are.

The neighborhood where they call you at night if you've left your garage door open (which is every night in my case...I actually think I do it on purpose...I like his call every night! I think I sleep better knowing that Barney Fife at the front gate is looking out for me).

The neighborhood that won't let your own Father through if their computers are down as they cannot access "Your People List".

The neighborhood where you get reminders not to park overnight in the street or that your lawn needs attention.

This neighborhood just allowed 2 CONVICTED SEXUAL PREDATORS to move in!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Seriously...
I searched them on The Registered Offender Site and they live.09 miles from me. I'm freaking the fuck out!

I don't lock my doors... And on nice evenings I sleep with all my sliders open. I like having an open house. That's just how we roll here at Lola's place. It's been safe for almost 4 years...and now this.

Guess I will be making some changes...

Locking doors, closing the garage (I'll miss your late night calls Barney), getting Lola a Pitt Bull to play with, using my alarm, sleeping with an axe next to my bed and no more running to the laundry room naked!

I don't like change!

I'm pissed!

10 comments:

Always Organizing said...

Holy shit. I would call your association and ask them straight out how this was allowed.

Life in Beverly Hills said...

I totally agree with AO. How did you find out anyway? Sorry...Lola needs a friend....

xoxo

BTW - what's up with the butterflies?

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

That is scary! I had 3 in my neighborhood until word got out and one of their houses was arsoned and another one put his up for sale.

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.

PaperCourt said...

This post jogged a memory about neighborhood guards....

Person in car: "I'm going to rob a house."

Guard: "You're going to visit the Robinsons? Go on through."

I'm 99% sure you were with me when this came about.

Life, Love And Lola said...

PaperCourt,

Yep that was me. I still laugh about that.

Stereos and Souffles said...

Time to start a petition.

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kat4pac said...

did u look up his name in the database to see his charges ect?

Life, Love And Lola said...

K,
My neighbor did for me (The Attorney) Sickos is all I can say! Funny...I looked at the site again today and they are not listed as living here anymore. Think my post ran them off?

Ace C said...

Oh snap!