Saturday, April 12, 2008

Dear Bitchy Property Manager of My Fancy Gated Community (part two),

I know my lawn still looks like shit. Apparently even the drunken idiot up at the club is talking (so my neighbors say). I'll have you know that on my run this morning I noticed that many lawns in the neighborhood look like shit. Are you as far up their asses as you are mine? I think from now on we should have the lawn police direct further complaints to Mother Nature considering we are in the middle of a drought and are on water restrictions. Just a suggestion...

That's all for now....Off to do my rain dance.

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