I can't stop thinking about something my girlfriend said yesterday.
It keeps making me giggle.
Thought I would share.
While at the baby shower mommy-to-be (and she is obviously sober) and I are in the bathroom.
She exits stall while I'm washing my hands. In the Yacht Club Potty.
Mom-to-be: Thank God they have mouthwash...
Because it tastes like a cat shit in my mouth!
Now that's just FUNNY!
Who says that? Especially out loud at The yacht Club?
How about: Thank God they have mouthwash... Because "I have a bad taste in my mouth" or "My breath stinks"
Thank God I had just used the potty....
Because I surely would have pissed myself!