Thursday, August 14, 2008

If Dog Hair Were Worth Money




I'd be a fucking millionaire! Seriously, this is a couple of days without sweeping at my house. You would think Lola would be bald. Can't we find some sort of use for this hair?

I don't know pillows maybe? Or exclusive "Lola Coats?"

I could sell them at Nordstrom & Neiman Marcus. I think the celebrities would jump all over them. No?

So put your heads together and figure out a way for Lola to make me rich.

14 comments:

Shannie said...

I'll brainstorm while we're all at the dr. this morning... We'll come up with something genius!

The Lining of My Life said...

I can TOTALLY relate....Bruster and Sway shed so freakin much.....everyday I have massive clumps everywhere....it's amazing they still have hair

Live.Love.Eat said...

That's what MY house looks like, but with my hair. Wow. Don't dogs come down with the C word and need some hair too?

Dana said...

I'm with you - with 2 dogs and a cat - the hair is endless. Maybe doghair covered purses????

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

I was online and found a site for spinning wheels and spindles. We could spin the hair into yarn and sell the yarn at upscale knitting shops. We could have knitting and crochet groups to make scarves for all kinds of causes and it would just be a matter of time before all the celebs jumped on board. How "Green" is that?

morewineplease said...

I think I just threw up a little.. that site along with my hangover.. not good!

Life, Love And Lola said...

Love the purse idea Dana! There are some ugly ass purses out there that sell for thousands. I think you are on to something.

Comet, That is too much work for me. Or were you offering to spin the yarn? If that's the case you're hired! No interviews or anything...you're hired!

Shannie said...

Yeah, I'm waaaay too lazy to spin... Or knit, for that matter. I've tried that. Not.for.me. Hmm... I kind of like the idea of purses or scarves, though. Maybe some of those comfy wooly socks that my sister-in-law insists on giving me every year for christmas? They might be nice made out of soft Lolafur. ...

I'm Just Beachy said...

So glad you like the Instant Vacation Caribbean fragrance! I am also loving this scent. I wear it all the time. Another one on the site that's great but you may have to do a search for is Instant Vacation Greek Isles.

kat4pac said...

I need some insulation in the attic...just a thought

Muffy Willowbrook said...

HA!

Same thing at my house. One day without sweeping is a death wish around here. You never know what's lurking in all that hair!

Some days I wish I could vacuum our dog.

Life On The Tail Of A Comet said...

Muffy_ YOU CAN vacuum your dog. Alot of the feed supply stores sell an attachment for your vaccum cleaner for yor dog. I have just used the suction on my dog- he LOVES it!

Stacy said...

I heard somewhere you can make dog hair into yarn for sweaters. Kinda crazy, but whatever! ;)

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

*laughing*

only bloggers find themselves taking pictures of the dog hair they sweep up. non-bloggers would think you're completely nuts.