Saturday, August 9, 2008
I volunteered at The Wildlife Rescue.
To Feed The Raccoons! Yes, you heard me feed those creepy little bastards! There are about 40 or so of them in cages that were abandoned when then were babies. When they are a little more mature they will be released.
These critters are going to be in for a RUDE AWAKENING once they are back in the wild. As they eat like kings and queens at this joint.
On the menu, Scrumptious Parfaits. That's what I made. SEVEN.FUCKING.HUGE.BOWLS.OF.THEM.
Layer the following ingredients:
4 cups dog food
Two cups water
Top with bread
Seriously, this is what they are fed daily!
Raccoons! The creatures that dumpster dive! The bastards that knock my trash can over in the middle of the night looking for anything they can get their creepy little fingers on.
Then you know what they do when you are trying to serve them their gourmet lunch?
They HISSSSSSSS at you.